WADDUP

Dandelion, blow my soul out into the sun,
I’ll take the breeze to big cities to see everyone,
even though we’re all gonna die here,
you’re my kind, dear.

locked out
of my bedroom

hammer down
that damn bitch

terrible morning
and yours?

the meal that changed my life.

and i thank u from the pits of my heart for taking me to dinner at Valentino’s.
it was the best meal i’ve had in my quarter century of life.

it was so perfect i wish i had died after the meal so i dont have to miss it.
it was so perfect i want to marry Valentino and Alberto and wed in their kitchen.
it was so perfect i want to cover my whole body with their panna cotta and drown in their home made hand twisted mozzarella.
it was so perfect that i’m going to convert my religion to italian food.

theres no better way to thank u for this but to take u to a nice dinner.


viva bistecchina!

MOBILIARIO HUMANO

David Blazquez

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Reminds me of Salo.
Strange but nice.

This, not Salo.

“just so you won’t go to bed feeling upset.”

21:22

Things i found while on the job.

Quotes

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed.
- Robert Gronock.

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- Stephen Wright


Oxymorons:

We are not anticipating any emergencies.

It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Act natural.

I can’t remember having a more memorable time.

No one goes to that restaurant anymore it’s always too crowded.

Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.