Things i found while on the job.
Quotes
He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed.
- Robert Gronock.
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- Stephen Wright
Oxymorons:
We are not anticipating any emergencies.
It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
Act natural.
I can’t remember having a more memorable time.
No one goes to that restaurant anymore it’s always too crowded.
Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.