Things i found while on the job.

Quotes

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed.
- Robert Gronock.

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- Stephen Wright


Oxymorons:

We are not anticipating any emergencies.

It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Act natural.

I can’t remember having a more memorable time.

No one goes to that restaurant anymore it’s always too crowded.

Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.